Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Laid off and more time...

Well, due to my current employment situation, which is none, I will have a lot of extra time to actually contribute to my own blog.

This blog was created to show my progress and journey to the ultimate stance. If you do not know what stance is. Please go HERE. The link will show you perfect examples of what stance is and the massive culture within' the "dub" (Volkswagen) scene. The ultimate stance is how the car sits. It involves two very important steps to the equation. First, the proper lowered suspension whether or not the suspension is functional or not (seriously). Second, shoes that will drop the panties. Ok, maybe I need to keep the slang to a minimum since I'd like people who do not know what this culture is about to understand what I am writing. When I say shoes, I mean the car will need some very nice wheels. Be it, big, small, shiny, rare or unique. The wheels need to have a statement. There are so many enthusiast out there, that each person trying to acquire the perfect stance will want to be different from the rest, surpass the rest and make sure it drops the panties (this phrase is sort of similar to when rock stars perform on stage and the girls in the crowd will throw their undergarments to the stage because the band is so life changing and inspires all the ladies to throw there underwear. This is what the perfect stance will do...make the ladies feel like the car they just saw with this perfect stance is like their life-long favorite band). Ok, enough of the chatter.

There will be a lot of other parts, procedures and modifications that will need to be done to the car to add to the stance and look of the car, but those all come down to preference. I will update this as much as I can, as it will lack on my part due to the lack of funds since I have recently been unemployed (07.26.09). I do have more time so I will try to add the little things also. Stay tuned.
-Michael

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